This is a little sub-blog that I'll call "If Eli Could Talk..."
Today if Eli could talk he would say...
"Why does that furry thing running around here keep eating my pacifiers? He doesn't even hold them in his mouth right. It's kinda hard to hold them in your mouth right, but I think I'm getting the hang of it. Speaking of my pacifier...where is it? I WANT MY PACIFIER!! WHHHAAAAAAHHH!! MOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYY! WHHHAAAAAAHHH!!"
That concludes tonights segment of "If Eli Could Talk..."